The Massive Violins


Vocal/Cello Ensemble

The Massive Violins are a charming and exciting ensemble of seven singer-cellists whose original act combines virtuoso cello-playing, exceptional musical arrangements, sublime vocals and witty inter-song patter.

The band take audiences on a jaw-dropping journey through an eclective mix of music from the likes of Elvis, Queen, the Beach Boys, Clean Bandit, Mozart and many more.

They perform regularly at a diverse range of events - from elegant weddings and private events to festivals and arts venues such as Notting Hill's Twentieth-Century Theatre, the Chelsea Arts Club and Cecil Sharp House in Camden. 

Seven cellos, seven voices, one unique sound. 

Teenage Dream - Katy Peery
I need a dollar - Aloe Blacc
Do it like a Dude - Jessie J
Call me maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
Rather Be - Clean Bandit
All about that bass - Meghan Trainor
When we were young - Adele
Stan - Eminem/Dido
Tango Roxanne - from Moulin Rouge
Toxic - Britney Spears
Lollipop - from Pitch Perfect 2
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
It's oh so quiet - Bjork
Wanabe - Spice Girls
Sex on the Beach - T-Spoon
That don't impress me much - Shania Twain
I want it that way - Backstreet Boys
It must be love - Madness
Golden Brown - The Stranglers
Only You - Yazoo
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
Karma Chameleon - Culture Club
Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics
The Love Cats - The Cure
Here comes the rain again - Eurythmics
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac
River - Joni Mitchell
Jolene - Dolly Parton
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Mama Mia - Abba
Somebody to Love - Queen
Mr Blue Sky - Electric Light Orchestra
Bat out of hell - Meatloaf
Clever Bastards - Ian Dury
I don't like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats
Video killed the Radio Star - The Buggles
The Lion sleeps tonight
Ring of fire - Johnny Cash
Surfin’ USA  - Beach Boys
Surfer Girl - Beach Boys
As tears go by - Marianne Faithful
Good Vibrations - Beach Boys
God Only Knows - Beach Boys
All you need is Love - The Beatles
Daydream Believer  - The Monkees
Something Stupid - Frank and Nancy Sinatra
The Look of Love - Dusty Springfield
Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks
When I'm 64 - The Beatles
In the Ghetto - Elvis Presley
The Boxer - Simon & Garfunkel
Space Oddity - David Bowie
Harbour Lights - Elvis Presley
My Baby Just Cares for me - Nina Simone
Films/Musical Theatre
All by myself - Celine Dion
Mr Jones
Friends Theme
Everything stops for tea
The Girl in the Little green hat
(I’ve had) the Time of my life
Sound of Music
King of the Swingers
My Favourite Things
Kiss the Girl
Under the Sea
Whole New World
Pachelbel's Canon/Bob the builder
Lascia Ch'io Pianga - Handel
Pizzicato Polka - Johann Strauss
Stromness - Peter Maxwell Davis
Queen of the Night - Mozart
O Mio Babino Caro - Puccini
Christmas Carol
Blue Christmas
Christmas is all around
Merry Christmas (Slade)
Santa Baby
Walking in the Air
Marsh mallow World
White Christmas
All I want for Christmas
Chrismas Alphabet
I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus

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“Wherever the Massive Violins are, I’ll seek them out” - Alison Steadman

“I like the Massive Violins – A LOT”Simon Amstell

“If it’s a unique bobby-dazzler of an evening you’re looking for, then make sure you seek out the Massive Violins – seven cellists brimming over with great comic timing, charm, aplomb and a fantastic repertoire. Unmissable”Neil Morrissey